嘴强废柴泰迪最擅长的事情就是搞砸一切,他想要给妻子制造生日惊喜,却阴差阳错误入黑帮犯罪现场,被当成了让人闻风丧胆的冷面杀手“多伦多来的男人”。为了活命,泰迪无奈将错就错,假扮杀手执行任务。而真正的冷面杀手只能和泰迪临时组队,开启狐假虎威、啼笑皆非的任务模式。两人笑料百出,危险重重的亡命囧途就此开始。
一伙年轻盗贼(西恩威廉史考特等)举办了一场疯狂的摇头派对掩人耳目,他们计划暗中窃入隔壁的银行盗取现款……由于音波互相干扰,警铃声响将被抵销…… 班被债主迫得走投无路,决定与几名友人爆窃银行。他们开了场疯狂的摇头派对掩人耳目,然后溜进隔壁的银行偷窃,利用音波互相干扰来抵销警铃声响。怎料波折重重,这群笨贼屡次失手,国际刑警突然出现,死对头又走来搞破坏……
私家侦探史燕德,其侦探社门堪罗雀,惟有兼职各行各业。一日,实雄电影公司请来大批临时演员拍片,史是其中之一。岂料女秘书错把史之名字误置于锺老闆的嘉宾名单之内。锺在豪华别墅举行气派不凡的酒会,史溷集在宾客群中闹出不少笑话。锺展示其近购之唐朝御用宝物 - 宝石尿壶,以炫耀家财。其太太安娜与武术指导刘家班,早已佈置好一个夺宝阴谋,却被煳涂的史破坏了计划。安娜迁怒于史,故用诡计聘请史调查夺宝主使之人,再乘机除之。相反锺却怀疑安娜与史有不寻常关係,製造机会来对付二人。此次意外也引起了保险公司的关注,特派女调查员May溷入当演员,史与May日夕相对,有如一双情侣。锺和安娜分别聘请杀手对史下毒手,史却不知生命危在旦夕......
在创业浪潮影响下,大学生元宝突发买头西班牙公牛做配种生意的奇想,说服父亲牛长寿和父亲的相好周会巧凑钱成立配种公司,马经理也趁机接手了一家频临倒闭的养牛公司,他们都自信有办法一夜暴富。 香港富商之子华星受父亲所托到西班牙拍回国宝夜明珠,华星不愿将价值两亿五千万美元的夜明珠给捐赠出去,于是携宝私逃。路途中,夜明珠被元宝家的种牛误食。于是展开了一系列,笑料连连的故事......
Sam (Matthew Broderick) is the reasonable man in a crazy urban world, the man of thoughtfulness and refined taste in a landscape of Leroy Neiman paintings and beer commercials. The guy would sooner cook for an hour over a hot stove than say `supersize it.' By day he's a store clerk in an upscale gourmet eatery, and these scenes raise a smile, especially for anyone who's visited the actual chain in New York City -- the portrayal isn't far off from the reality. Our man is besieged by hoards of customers who want their imported French cheese cut to impossibly exact standards. His efforts to remain outwardly polite (while you know he'd like to take the cleaver to the relentless clientele) are pretty funny, and will warm the hearts of clerks everywhere. In general, Broderick is in good form and provides the movie with most of whatever lightness it possesses. Sciorra's lovelorn dental hygienist, Ellen, is fine enough, too, and her unknowing interaction with our cheese-slicing hero shows some hopeful chemistry, and you may begin to feel you want to see these two get together. One of the main competitors for our lady's affections, a stockbroker (Kevin Anderson), is played as caricature: he's the beer swilling frat-boy whose idea of after-sex sensitivity is flipping on the football game. He's kind of funny at times, but the movie might be stronger if he was written or acted for us to like him more, instead of having us merely recognize him as the flat-out `wrong' guy in comparison to Broderick's sensitive man. Think of John Candy in Splash, taking a cigarette and beer can to the racquetball game; we know his lifestyle is not the one our hero should emulate, but we can't help but be charmed by the likeable goon. Whereas this character is merely a goon, and pretty unlikable all around. While it's a nice enough light movie for the first half, for me the story was somewhat derailed by its unbelievable (Hollywood) presentation of sex and adultery. (SPOILER AHEAD, skip to next paragraph.) When Ellen returns home after an evening's misadventures, she is naturally faced with the questioning husband (Michael Mantell). Quickly admitting her own indiscretion, she then immediately turns the situation around, demanding to know why the guy had gone ahead and bought a house without discussing it. Granted, it's a valid issue, and granted, many people use this countering maneuver in arguments. What's unbelievable is what happens next: the guy starts responding to her question, addressing the house-issue in a quiet, thoughtful manner. WHOA. You'd be hard pressed to find a married person in the world who, when faced with his/her partner's totally unexpected adultery, would be ready to address anything so calmly. The guy would surely be bouncing off the walls, or else crushed into silence and tears - but see, then we might actually feel for the poor schnook, and we'd see Sciorra's character in a poor light. And since that particular audience reaction doesn't serve the romantic comedy, the story tries to sneak around it. You may start to feel that, like the husband, you're being taken. Further dissatisfaction is just around the corner in the ending. We realize this is where misunderstandings will get sorted out, and our couple will finally see a clear path to one another. We want the satisfaction of rooting for them. But it's marred by another unbelievable character reaction, followed by an abrupt conclusion that feels rushed and forced, too easy and unearned. You may feel as though the movie's cheating on you again...
剧情讲的是一个邋遢的警察,在一次日本歌舞妓艺人遇害现场,偶然的继承了神奇的力量,化身为古怪的歌舞伎大侠,惩罚邪恶,片中充满了西方人对东方文化的错误理解以及粗糙暴力的流血场面,我看得热血沸腾,简直无心去干别的了.
Mel Gibson 在片中饰演一名曾在法庭指证毒贩的线民,为恐毒贩仇,在FBI为他重新安排新身份后,度过了十五年的隐居生活。但现在毒枭出狱,并展开了一系列追杀他的行动,而Goldie Hawn 则饰演他的旧情人,十五年来一直以为他去世了,不意又在加油站与他重逢...
男童节当天,刚刚结束外出旅行的阿寅(渥美清 饰)本想为满男买些鲤鱼旗庆祝,但却因为一些小事情而搞得不欢而散。心情郁闷的他决定再次踏上旅程。在路上,他偶然发现一个情绪低落的女子在河边徘徊,而当他回到旅馆时,竟然又遇到了这个女子。深感同情,阿寅邀请她品尝当地的特色菜,但却让他陷入了经济困境。 在返回的路上,阿寅与一个出身贵族的老人相遇,并建立了一种不解之缘。这位老人失去了自己的小儿子,而儿媳橘子则离家在外。当初,因为橘子的出身是平民,她和老人之间因门第观念而发生了矛盾。现在,老人渴望找到她,解除内心的不安。机缘巧合之下,橘子竟然就是阿寅在旅馆中遇到的女子。两人心存忐忑,但渴望相见,终于化解了彼此之间的误会。老人甚至考虑让阿寅成为橘子的人生伴侣,这一切都让阿寅陷入了犹豫和纠结之中。他不知道自己该如何选择,但心中却充满了对未来的期待和对爱情的感动。
纽约警察局的一名警察在一次事故中被“杀害”。死亡是伪造的,他被纳入组织治疗,致力于通过在外面工作来维护宪法。Remo将成为治疗的执行部门(刺客),并从Sinanju的大师Chiun学习一门古老的韩国武术...........
讲述了1300多年前,李畋创新发明爆竹、造福桑梓的传奇故事。李畋一生经历了爱情坎坷、仕途磨砺,以及发明爆竹的艰难险阻。
林一横手握天下人人觊觎的绝学《八甲诡书》,同时也背负着调查师父古敬山遇害真相及重振门派重任。他与师兄及古敬山爱女古悄悄结伴踏上冒险之旅。伴随着古悄悄的意外失踪,林一横逐渐揭开一连串杀戮背后的巨大阴谋.....
《噬人鲨大战食人鳄》是于2010年12月21日在美国即将上映的灾难片。是2009年影片《噬人鲨大战大乌贼》的系列。但原班人马一个影都找不到。奇怪的是从广告海报上根本看不到任何线索,谁赢谁输了。上次噬人鲨与大乌贼的对决中幸存下来。这次发生在非洲丛林里的与食人鳄的对决能不能幸存下来呢》?前不久的《异形大战铁血战士》也是这一招。只有看了才知道谁输了。
陈美丽是一个有了四个孙子的阿嬷(台湾语,意为祖母),是维系着十人大家庭的中坚力量。她节约的本性下是她对生活有些无奈,她必须用她并不宽裕的肩膀撑起这个大家庭的担子,做好年夜饭,她要盼星星盼月亮才盼得齐几个孩子回家团圆。 阿嬷大儿子金龙常年在大陆重庆工作,结交了许多的朋友。闹出了各式各样的笑话。对于妻子和家中孩子的关照甚少深感歉意,妻子芷兰认定金龙在外有人,感情出现强烈的危机。意想不到的是,金龙经历了情感的波折后,在孩子冰冰、清清的感动下,他们又回到了感情的起点,孩子又有了爸爸也又有了妈妈,真的都成了阿嬷的乖孩子! 二儿子金鹏是一个自由散漫的人,在阿嬷的不断催婚下终于在年夜饭之时带回来年龄比他大的女人玉叶。本以为相安无事,突然有一天金鹏失踪了,玉叶十分沮丧,但是阿嬷却告诉她无论如何你都是我们家的儿媳妇,是我们永远的家人,幸福的与玉叶拥抱在一起。 喜朶是一个清纯的女孩,在微信的交流中,偶遇西皮幽默的人物。但是其中有一个一直暗恋她很久的对象:欧亚军,这是一个典型的大陆重庆男人,直爽、幽默而且非常热情和勇敢。他就是大陆男人的一个缩写,敢爱敢恨。在一场不幸的车祸意外发生在了他身上……可是唯美的爱情同时也包围着他,喜朶看着欧亚军,心里充满了愧疚和爱意。她不顾一切的冲到欧亚军面前紧紧的拥抱坐在轮椅上的欧亚军,他们两最终幸福的在一起了。 本是一家人开开心心的年夜饭,每个人都各怀心事。阿嬷对儿女的良苦用心感动着每一个人,她对待事情的乐观积极态度不断的影响着儿女们,这一啼笑皆非的大家终于走上了正轨,最终他们用他们真诚的付出收获了属于自己的幸福。有一种很囧很囧的幸福,在慢慢地降临!